It's amazing what we do...

Your stuck in a desert surrounded by water...

Your boat has been ambushed by small crustaceans and sea turtles.
Your only hope is to dance to the sand people summing up a sandstorm to blow you to the nearest island of safety.
But the only person who knows the dance was killed in a horrific accident involving chopsticks and jelly.

Thankfully you have a psychic medium that is possibly able to conjure up the spirit of the dead-person-who-knows-the-sandstorm-dance, but she only speaks greek.

Thankfully in your first semester of uni you had to take greek as a subject...however that was 20 YEARS AGO...!!!!

Thats not the least of your worries while stuck on a desert surrounded by water. You have NO ARMS!!! they were severed off by a Swordfish while you were trying to free a baby from the jaws of the Blue ringed octopus.

There are only 3 other people on the desert with you...The Psychic-Greek speaking-Meduim, The Baby you managed to pry from the Jaws of the Blue ringed octopus, the 20 something yr old who thiks he's a magician who has no left foot and You.

What will happen NEXT??

I got all excited about writing in here but now. I am actually scared. Who is going to read this?? Who will one day stalk me?? I was once told that i had a stalker. I was kinda really flattered that I had a stalker. I mean come on celebrities be flattered...But i can understand why they wouldn't be at least a bit flattered. At the beginning maybe. But then the STALKER-NESS would get a bit freaky. How ever what possesses a person to be a stalker?? Obsession?? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... slightly creepy maybe. Or just something to do I guess. maybe it's a job. If you look at the paparazzi they are LEGAL Stalkers. they can Legally stalk someone because of the brilliance of freedom of speech. how ever they must report to a Higher person-their boss- and thus that means that Boss gets sued and blamed for the stalker. thus the boss as a MASSIVE amount of lawyers. So I guess stalking gives jobs to everyone. So i guess when you think about stalking someone. think about the amount of money that you are giving to the Lawyers in their suits and their fancy shoes.

I guess we should think about every infinite thing we do each day and who it may inflict upon. Should we be concerned about the potentially starving caterpillar who would have feasted on my lettuce that is in my sandwich. or what about the donkey that had to walk around and around and grind the grains of wheat to make flour that was used to make my bread?? Can we actually be BOTHEREd to wonder about these things??

We all think about the What if Factor. the "if i did this i would have been a legend" why do we want our lives to be so different as they really are??? What do we want from our lives??? Do we want to be the superstars that are on tv?? they don't seem real. mainly because of the caked makeup and the un-realistic lines. We honestly dont talk that do wE?? or do we.

So i leave with teh contemplating question What would your life be if you could change something? Not would you change some thing but WHAT would you change?

-KAt

I have recently joined Face-book..and well...WHY DID I DO IT. First of all its complicated and unbelievably un-stuipid proof, making learning it hard..and well not easy.

I feel liek I have crossed over ot the other side having sigined up to Face book. THough knowing me I will jsut go on it everyt..once in a while.

Oh well thats that done now cant change it. I am now a Facebooker...

Well 3yrs of University Education led up to 20seconds of...hand the card to the man...bow...shake hands...walk...don't fall down the stairs....recieve degree...sit down...freak out!

That was almost the brilliance of the GRaduation. All the stress...organising etc was for 20seconds! It was great! WOuld do it again..sometime...in about 3yrs.

So people know that your University Studies will come to a great BIG day full of Fantastic moments that will take you back to many Hollywood movies!!! LOL

Have a great time studying!!!
KAt

MY brother and his Wife have had his first child.
His name is Ripley Ronald Yost. It's a strange name and he will be tormented by his family his entire life. THough we will love him! He was 6 pounds 10 and I don't know what it looks like but tommorrow we will adventure to Hobart to see the baby!!!!

All is good as far as I know!!! BUt it's all very exciting!!!! My dad is grandfather, my mum is grandmother and my litte bro is an Uncle and I am an Aunt. It's weird but it's cool though!!!!

Thanks to the brilliance of mother nature we havea new addition to the Yost clan.

The sun is shining the birds may be singing but i can't hear them and I have to sit inside and design things...

what a wonderful life we live in!!!

-KAt